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In an interview with Maureen Dowd in The New York Times this past weekend, beady-eyed, flabby, toilet-mouthed waste of skin in a nice suit Donald Trump said that he realizes he does at times, go a little too far when saying certain words which enter his broken brains. No! Really? It was then at that moment when Donald decided to take a shot at legendary supermodel Heidi Klum. I'm not sure why beaver-head Trump decided to make an arbitrary comment regarding Heidi Klum in that instant. Maybe because they're both of German ancestry? I dunno. All I know is that you'd better watch out, Claudia Shiffer. Trump will probably be grunting out an insult your way next.

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Monday, 10 August 2015 16:54

Kylie Jenner Turns 18!

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Very shy and private teenage girl Kylie Jenner turned eighteen years old today. I'm here to let you all know this because Kylie is known to vigorously protect her utmost privacy at all times and I'm certain none of you would hear about the big occasion otherwise. Yes, this website does indeed serve a special service. And to celebrate this momentous day in history, this was the birthday photo Kylie's boyfriend, Tyga just posted to his Instagram. Well, it's certain now - Tyga is the new Fellini and Kylie is the new Anita Ekberg. Brava!

That's not all. After din-din (mmm..birthday cake), Tyga (25) surprised his special girl with a $320,000 white Ferrari 482 Italia just for turning 18. Happy birthday to her!! Still, only $320,000? You know what that means? It means we can all expect Donald Trump to start calling Tyga a "Yuge Loser" during the next GOP Presidential debate. I've got my popcorn.

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Monday, 03 August 2015 18:48

Kylie Jenner Takes Interesting Photos

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In just one more week, Kylie Jenner will turn 18 years old. That's good because then she'll be old enough to purchase lotto tickets and from the looks of things, let's all hope she wins. Look at her. The young girl is so poor she can't even afford to buy clothes. That's not right.

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Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:35

Yep...Gal Gadot Is Pretty Hot.

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Gal Gadot sent nerd pulses racing at this past weekend's Comic-Con event where audience members were treated to their first glimpse of Wonder Woman in action when the trailer for Batman v Superman was released. Gal wasn't featured in the trailer a whole lot unfortunately. Rather, Comic-Con attendees were forced to instead witness a glum, depressed, emotionless, dull Ben Affleck mumble a few words from his tired maw. And that was just from the live cast panel.

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Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:33

Kendall Jenner Reveals Her Calvin Klein Ads

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Here is Kendall Jenner in her recent ad for Calvin Klein lingerie. I expect to see these ads displayed in shopping malls everywhere pretty soon. Also in bus shelters. They have Victoria's Secret ads inside bus shelters around me now. There's nothing like two giant super-model's breasts facing you while waiting for a bus. Could be worse though. Those breasts could belong to Jonah Hill and I'm pretty certain nobody wants  to see those. Not even Jonah Hill.  At least that's what his mother once told me.

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Teeny-Tiny girl elf, Ariana Grande is coping with her split from Big Sean pretty well. In fact, Ari has herself a new man - a man named Ricky Alverez, one of Ari's backup dancers and these two like to do all the things most couples do when dating: go to movies, go for drives, take walks, have romantic dinners - and lick donuts on display inside a donut shop. Oh, come on. We've all done that, haven't we? Alright, perhaps not.

Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:32

Brittney Palmer's Husband Doesn't Sound Very Nice

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Brittney Palmer, a UFC Octagon model and spokesperson (you're not going to get me to refer to Brittney merely as "ring-girl" - I'm in no mood to be called a sexist at 9 in the morning by strangers on the internet - that's what my office co-workers are there for) is probably one of the most stunning women to work for the UFC and you can tell she takes fitness and working out seriously. However, her douchebag husband, Aaron Zalewski likes to work out as well, but instead of going to a gym and throwing around a medicine ball like normal dudes do, he likes throwing 5'6, 120 lb. Brittney all around the house. Dude's got a real messed-up idea of working up a sweat.

Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:31

Kourtney Kardashian Told Scott Disick To Git Out!

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It seems like forever since I've written about Kourtney Kardashian. Then again, it's been two weeks since I've written about anybody on here as the back-end of this dang har website had some Gremlin shit going on behind-the-scenes. Well, they now seem to be fixed and here I be back. Also it's funny to type "back-end" (*giggles*). So, what's up? Oh, Kourtney K. - the only Kardashian who might actually possess some grey matter between her ears and a thing inside her chest that us mortals like to call a "heart," which causes us to feel shit. You know what shit Kourtney is feeling right now? Bad feelings. It seems our Kourt has decided to nail wooden blocks against the inside of her door in order to keep her husband of nine years, Scott Disick the hell out. It seems that Scott would rather spend his nights out drinking, partying and grabbing all over girls during lunch than be at home with his honestly, not-too-bad-looking wife and their three kids. It also seems that Scott couldn't give a damn. F U - he's rich! Scott reminds me a lot of what Donald Trump must have been like 30 years ago but I can't imagine Scott yelling at Mexicans and black people inside JFK Airport to get on their planes and never come back like Donald probably did. Actually, this is probably what Donald likes to do on Christmas eve. You never know with that idiot. 

Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:31

Britney Spears Is Single - Again

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For the second time in just 10 months, Britney Spears has broken up with another man. Last Summer, Britney Broke up with....Jesus, who even remembers that loser's name? I do remember he cheated on Brit with a no-name porn-star wannabe chick and that was it for him. Now, Britney has split from her boyfriend of nearly one year Charlie Ebersol. Apparently, the split occurred several weeks ago. Charlie is the son of Dick Ebersol, a former NBC executive who co-created Saturday Night Live in 1975 and Susan St. James. Brit and Charlie started dating in October. The couple was last seen together at the Billboard Awards last month. Brit set off rumors yesterday on Twitter when she posted a photo of her on a yacht with University Football player Harris Beall captioning it "So nice to be home! Nothing like Louisiana boys." He then replied back with "Oops I think I'm in love' which was a line from Britney's "Oops, I Did It Again."Britney has not had much luck with me in her life. There was Justin Timberlake, then K-Fed, then that Jason guy, then whats-his-face and now Charlie. Perhaps Brit should lay off men for a while. Men aren't the answer to everything, Brit. Just ask Taylor Swift. Oh, What's that? Taylor has a boyfriend now? Never mind.

 

Oscar-winning Titanic composer James Horner, died Monday morning in a small plane crash near Ventucopa, CA, in Santa Barbara County. Horner, 61, was identified Monday evening as the pilot of a single-engine S-312 Tucano MK-1, a plane registered in his name. According to CBS 2 in Los Angeles, the plane wreckage caused a brush fire, which Santa Barbara County Fire responded to at approximately 9:30 AM PST.

26 year old Jake Lloyd, the young child actor who portrayed Anakin Skywalker in 1999's Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace, became a menace on the road himself this past weekend when he decided to re-enact Episode I's epic podrace sequence in Charlseton, S.C by speeding down an open road - on an expired license. Tsk. Even 8 year old Anakin knew better than to do that. Yes, I'm sure the wait time at the DMV on Tatooine was lengthy but at least he wouldn't have to worry about Gardella the Hutt catching him. And where was Threepio to try and stop him? Probably whining about having his wires exposed.

Lloyd is still in custody from his arrest when cops noticed Lloyd driving a Nissan at around 80 MPH. They began to chase him, but for some reason, Lloyd's reaction was to speed up, weaving and narrowly missing cars and trucks. He even used the median to pass vehicles. Now THAT'S podracing! Lloyd hit several trees and was taken into custody and charged with reckless driving, failure to stop, resisting arrest and driving without a license. He's currently waiting for his mom, Shmi to bail him out using galactic republic credits. Poor Jake. He really was consumed by the dark side of the force. Somewhere right now inside a dingy alien space bar outside our galaxy, I'm pretty sure Sebulba is laughing his head off.

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Two weeks ago, Karrueche Tran was out one night with her total bestie Christina Milian when something that could be best described as a five and a half foot stack of whiny baby shit who goes by the name Chris Brown got all up in her space but she wasn't having that so she left but he slithered his way into her car and somehow he wound up beating in her door in the middle of the night. No word from him since so he probably got the hint that she is over that no good playa-playa. To show that she doesn't give a hot girl's fart about him, Karrueche decided to spend some time frolicking along a Miami beach yesterday just enjoying the sun and surf. I'm sure Karrauche brought all the essentials with her on her little trip: Credit cards, iPhone, bathing suits, sunscreen and a very good pair of sneakers to run in for when Chris lunges out of the water for her like he's the goddamn shark from Jaws.

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Emily Ratajkowski has became the latest celebrity to lend her support to the Planned Parenthood organization. Other celebrities who support the cause include Scarlett Johansson, Pink, Elizabeth Banks, Julianne Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Wanda Sykes and Lena Dunham. This might be the only time where Lena Dunham's name will come up anywhere else in connection to Emily Ratajkowski. Unless Lena tweets that she saw Emily on a magazine cover while she was in the store buying ice cream which I can totally relate to because I just watched an ad for Magic Mike on TV while I just finished a bag of Bar-B-Q chips. Holy God, Emily is pretty. She almost makes me want to give up Bar-B-Q chips and start going to the gym in the hopes that I'll get really fit and find a girlfriend as pretty as her. I said almost. Now hand me that bowl of sour cream and onion dip.

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