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Monday, 12 October 2015 00:00

Taylor Swift Is On Another Magazine Cover

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Taylor Swift looks tanned and toned with her hair tousled on the cover of the latest issue of GQ. She also tells them stuff. None of it really important. I decided. Taylor didn't say a whole lot about her boyfriend Diplo, but there are whispers that Tay and Dip (or Taylo) are taking a break from each other. I've learned that when a woman suggests a "break" in a relationship, that means she's tired of kissing you while you have coffee breath and she's looking for somebody new. Or is that the type of thing which only happens to me? Taylor should call me. Sure I have coffee breath sometimes, but Taylor has a dozen cats. I'd hate to imagine what her cat's litter box in the front porch of her $15 million NYC penthouse smells like. Jus' sayin'.

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Wednesday, 30 September 2015 15:59

Naya Rivera Gave Birth

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Naya Rivera finally gave birth at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles on September 17. Unlike Bristol Palin, Naya isn't shy telling us who her baby-daddy is. It's her husband of 15 months, actor/model Ryan Dorsey and they named their new bunkle of joy, Josey.

From Us Weekly: A Glee-ful arrival! Naya Rivera has given birth to a baby boy, her first child with husband Ryan Dorsey, multiple sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. The couple welcomed their new arrival earlier this month in L.A. "They are so excited to be first-time parents," one insider tells Us of the Glee alum, 28, and her actor hubby, 32. "It was a very easy pregnancy and birth."

Josey Dorsey reminds me of Ned Dorsey, the character played by Thomas Hayden-Church on the 90's Fox series Ned & Stacey. Damn, did I ever love Ned & Stacey. They should bring that show back for another season like they're now doing with Twin Peaks and X-Files. God, that would be awesome. Hmm...where was I? Oh, yes - Naya's baby. I have no doubt in my mind that Naya will be a great mother. I'm sure Naya will teach her son all about kindness and respect for others. Except to that awful, gross, Lea Michele witch. When Josey is old enough and he runs into that hag Lea, he can just ignore her the way Jessica Lange amazingly did last year.

*Sigh* I will never get tired of watching this. Never.

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Girl meets boy. Girl is a young actress new to the TV industry. Boy is established from being on a popular teen drama from the 90's. They start going out. They fall in love. They get married. She becomes huge movie star, desired by men all over the globe on account of her stunning looks. She earns millions of dollars. His career goes nowhere. She buys $3 million dollar house. They have children. They fight. They split up. She files for divorce. He won't move out. He apparently can no longer work. He wants her to pay him out of her movie millions from now on - at least until he gets married again - because, boy, what a catch he must be. Amirite, ladies?

Brian Austin Green responded to Megan Fox's divorce filing by also citing "irreconcilable differences" which in his case means 'she won't take me back no matter how much I cry and plead.' He is asking that Megan pay him a substantial amount in "spousal support" due to the fact that he claims he's been unable to work stemming from an automobile accident in which they were hit by a drunk driver last December. Brian claims he suffers from severe vertigo which even impairs his ability to stand up straight. Like Tara Reid every day for the last 15 years. Now that Megan is divorcing him, Brian and Tara should absolutely hook up. Hey look, friggin' awesome love connection right there. Suck it, Eharmony.

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Monday, 28 September 2015 23:01

Remember Kim Kardashian? She's Still Around

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Freshly nip/tucked face - check!

Red filler injected lips - check!

Boobs on clear display - check!

Skin tight latex dress under blazing hot sunlight - check!

Looks like Kim Kardashian has all her usual bases covered. Too bad for her it's no longer 2011 and Kim's time has passed. Now it's all about her younger sister Kylie Jenner. But let's give it up to Kim for trying. In fact, Kim taught Kylie everything she knows about self promotion on Instagram - which Kim still highly believes in as she posted the above photo on there a few days ago. What do you think these two would do if Instagram went down for nearly an hour the way Facebook did yesterday? They'd probably jump off a bridge or something but I don't believe Kim would drown so much as she'd short circuit as I'm positive she's not even an actual human being and is rather one of those mecha android babes from Spielberg's A.I.

Oh, come on. Don't act like the possibility of that hasn't crossed your mind as well.

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Monday, 28 September 2015 17:28

Kaley Cuoco Is Single

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Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has finally dumped her moocher, lazy-ass husband, (retired) tennis player Ryan Sweeting after 21 months of marriage. You may have noticed that over the past year, the credits for BBT listed her as Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting. This was similar to when Meadow Soprano married some idiot a decade ago and her name was changed in the credits for The Sopranos. Then she divorced him and she went back to her old name - but her married name still shows up on the DVD sets and in re-runs. I imagine Kaley's situation will be similar. It will be a constant reminder of a two year period where Kaley lost her mind over someone they were in love with. Pfft. Been there.

Kaley announced the end of her marriage to People this past Friday. Word is that she kicked Ryan out of her Sherman Oaks home last month. The pair did not attend any Emmy parties during September leading people to assume the marriage was in trouble. Last year, Kaley signed a contract which granted her around $1 million per episode of TBBT. There has been speculation that Kaley did not enter into a pre-nup when she got married. Of course, how could she know that marrying a man whom she'd only known for four months wouldn't last the test of time? She's not psychic, people.

Kaley had better call famed celeb divorce lawyer Laura Wasser (who is currently overseeing Megan Fox's divorce.) Laura was the attorney who got Mel Gibson to fork over $400 million to his wife Robin during that couple's split. I hope Kaley gets to Laura before Ryan does or she'll be doing a lot more than removing all his photos from her Instagram  - which is a strange thing to do when breaking up with somebody. I find making several photocopies of a photo of your ex to then jump up and down on in a giant puddle of dirty mud water is a much more healthy way to deal with a breakup. I think I heard that on Dr. Phil once.

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Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:00

Amanda Seyfried To Star In TWIN PEAKS

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Benjamin Horne will certainly like this. There's going to be a new girl arriving in the town of Twin Peaks and she will be played by Amanda Seyfried. TVLine reports that Seyfried will play a "pivotal" role in the upcoming series, now (finally) in production.

Hmm....Will she play the daughter of Agent Cooper and Annie Blackburn? Will she play the daughter of Shelly and Bobby? Will she portray an FBI agent sent by Gordon Cole to find out whatever happened to Cooper (he's still in the black lodge wishing that dancing, backwards speaking dwarf would shut up for just two lousy minutes), will she play the new receptionist at Sheriff Truman's police station after Lucy retired because the office bought a Keurig machine and Lucy's coffee making duties were no longer necessary? Will she be the new proprietor of One Eyed Jack's? Will be she Mike's daughter who gets death stares from Nadine every time she drives by Big Ed's Gas Farm? Oooooh....maybe she will play the next incarnation of Killer Bob. But then her name would have to be changed - probably to Killer Brenda or something. That could work. After all, Amanda did co-star in Mean Girls with Lindsay Lohan so, hey, she knows all about lunatics.

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Tuesday, 15 September 2015 00:00

Lindsay Lohan Posts Bizarre Um..."Tribute" to 9/11

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Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, but the plan was abruptly canceled — and rumors quickly spread the troubled starlet was kept out of Canada because of her criminal record. Lohan was meant to appear at nightclub Set on Sunday at a party promoting her upcoming  psychological thriller Inconceivable. (re: that fake movie she announced almost two years ago at Sundance). But an organizer of the event informed everybody that the appearance was canceled almost at the last minute because “the timing did not work out for everyone to get to Toronto" (re: her very recently separated sugar daddy wouldn't pay her way to Toronto first class like she wanted).

But that's okay.

That gave Lindsay the opportunity to post this wonderful, articulate, touching and intelligent tribute to 9/11 on her Instagram page - on September 13th. From London. While she appears to be wearing one of her father's mesh shirts. And where is Lindsay even supposed to be here? She looks like she's sitting in a torture dungeon from one of those Hostel movies - only this time Lindsay isn't the one being tortured - the tortured are forced to sit down and listen to Lindsay.


They always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… #UnitedNations

 

That's right republicans and democrats - you need to be uh...there with Oprah. Lindsay however, failed to specify where "Here Now @Oprah" is. Does she mean we should all move into Oprah's house with her? I guess so. I just love how Lindsay wrote "#godblesstheworld" and then "michaeljackson." Is she saying that Michael Jackson is God now? Yeah that's it. The old God we all grew up believing in must have retired and Michael Jackson took his place. This must explain why Justin Bieber became famous.

Look! Here's more:

Notice how she never capitalizes "god" but she does for Allah. To be fair she never capitalized Angelina Jolie or Oprah either, but she did capitalize TMZ, Eonline, Meryl Streep and Harvey Levin of TMZ. So in the two times she wrote God's name, neither one got capitalized but TMZ gets capitalized - TWICE! 

Isn't it also precious how Lindsay preaches that these particular individuals are implicit in turning a blind eye away from others in need as "the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out," yet just last year on her reality series, Lindsay, she was bitching to her life coach(!) how her agent, Jason, wouldn't fight Marvel hard enough to have her considered to co-star in The Avengers.

I think I've spent enough time trying to decipher this foolishness. So I'll just leave with Lindsay's parting sentiments "The most beautiful life comes cheap." Yes. Yes it does, Lindsay. Especially when you're dancing on a yacht of the coast of St. Tropez, France on a warm summer night - like you did two weeks ago.


#NeverForget #LiveWithOprah #DanceOnYacht

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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 17:44

Kylie Jenner Wearing Some Yellow Wading Pants

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You know what? I think somebody clogged up a toilet inside Kylie Jenner's house and that's why she's wearing those puffy yellow pants. I don't know what other reason there could be for it. I've been busy with classes all week. What do I know? I hope Kylie has the number to a good plumber. That's all I have to say on the matter.

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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 00:00

Sofia Vergara Looks Different

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Sofia Vergara posted this photo to her Instagram page on Friday so I imagine they're either now filming the Halloween episode of Modern Family or Sofia is starting a Bangles tribute band.

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Thursday, 03 September 2015 17:44

Avril Lavigne Is Single (Again)

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It should have been simple but Avril Lavigne just had to go and make her marriage situation complicated. Now she's going to be all alone on those damn cold nights wondering why she ever agreed to be this guy's girlfriend? Avril announced that she is divorcing Nickleback lead "singer" Chad Kroeger. I really don't know the names of any Nickleback songs so I can't work any of them into this paragraph. Avril announced the split on her Instagram.

It is with heavy heart that Chad and I announce our separation today. Through not only the marriage, but the music as well, we've created many unforgettable moments. We are still, and forever will be, the best of friends, and will always care deeply for each other. To all our family, friends and fans, thank you sincerely for the support.

This is Avril's second divorce. She was previously married to Sum 41 musician Derek Whibley whom she divorced from in 2010. My ex girlfriend left me to date a musician. Guess what? It didn't work out. She broke up with him too. I guess she just couldn't keep holding on as he was always busy with his Rock N Roll.

Oh well, what the hell?

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Tuesday, 01 September 2015 18:06

THE GOSSIP FOX is Five Years Old Today!

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And doesn't Demi Lovato look excited?

My very first post, written and published on Sept. 2, 2010 when this website was named The Shallow Minded and not The Gossip Fox (that change happened two and a half years ago) wasn't about Lindsay Lohan or Justin Bieber or even Megan Fox - it was about Conan O' Brien. In that first article, I wrote that Conan had just revealed the name for his then-new TBS show which would simply be called Conan. Five years later, his show is still on the air and I am still plugging away at this site. I am not writing as much as I used to as I am currently getting ready to start journalism school ("About time, asshole," - all of you) but I hope to post more in the future.  

I've considered giving this site up many times over the years, but after now writing 2000 posts I don't want to see that all be for nothing. I've lost many articles I've slaved over due to a bad hack in December of 2011 (but they all sucked anyway) and I lost about 200 articles when I upgraded this site over the summer to a more stable version of Joomla (some articles were good, some very good, some nobody will miss) but I'm determined to keep at it. I don't want to miss out when a great story happens.

So let's see if I can go another five. Shouldn't be hard. Not when we all have President Trump to look forward too. Come on. Only a fool would think of quitting when we have that in our existence.

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Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan (who as it turns out, won't be winning that Oscar by the time she's 30 after all) spent a four day wedding reception, as a guest, making herself the sole focus of attention and not in the "Look at me! Praise me! Bask in my awesome-ness," that she expects of people to behave around her, this was more in the "Can someone please drive this loser to the middle of nowhere and dump her there before we murder her ourselves?" vein.

Lindsay took guests by surprise at a high society event -- her millionaire friend Justin Etzin’s Italian wedding to model Lana Zakocela -- with some seriously bizarre behavior. First, sources claim she changed outfits four times during the pre-wedding bash, then the 29-year-old is said to have become extremely paranoid of people trying to photograph her. “Lindsay was pretending to DJ using her iPhone,” an insider told US Weekly. “She kept replaying the same songs over and over and [then] accused people of taking photos of her, which wasn’t possible because they took our phones.” During the actual ceremony, she is said to have been on her phone the entire time while also painting her nails, before finally throwing off her shoes during cocktail hour, then, when someone made a joke at her expense during the reception, “she took off all her clothes and got completely naked and was running around her villa screaming that she’d been drugged.” EMTs came and deemed her to be fine. Yikes.

This absolutely sounds like our Lindsay and actually, we here at the Gossip Fox, through the Freedom of Information Act, have obtained exclusive surveillance video of Lindsay running around in the nude that very night. 

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Karrueche Tran posted this seemingly innocent photo of her sunbathing over on her Instagram yesterday and somehow it ended with online threats of gun violence overnight. God bless 'Murica. 

After this photo went up, a guy named Marques Houston, who is currently working with Karrueche on some series called Sister Sister, decided to offer a friendly compliment to Karrueche regarding her...even tan. Actually it was her butt in a black thong. Dude was going bananas over Karrueche's butt in a black thong.

Chris Brown simply responded with "Go home Roger." A reference to the name of the character Murques plays on the show. However, none of this sat very well at all with Chris Brown's pal, Wackstar who responded in his own delightful way by posting a photo of two automatics and warning Marques that he'd better ease up as she was Chris's girl - even though the two have been broken up for almost 5 months. Poor Karrueche. This is what she's going to have to deal with every time some guy expresses how attractive she is online. Boy, I'm glad I've never done that.. Well, except for when I did do it this time and this time and this time and especially that time when Karrueche wore this. I hope Wackstar doesn't find out about those. Not that I'm scared of him. It's just that I'm already tired of receiving threats from Donald Trump supporters and I'm in no mood to deal with anybody else. Guys like Wackstar, I can deal with but those Trump nuts - now they're CRAZY!

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Thursday, 27 August 2015 05:18

This Target STAR WARS Promo Hit Me Right In The Feels

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Target may have choked hard by opening (and then failing) in Canada last year, but in the U.S, the retailer is still going strong and trying their hardest to keep what loyal customers they have. What better way to get them to continue shopping than to hit them right in the middle of their tender, sweet spot: their geek love for all things Star Wars. 

Target released this video showcasing Star Wars fans young and old over the last 38 years. It's pretty cool. I liked the guy drinking from that Darth Vader mug. Holy hell, do I want one of those - NOW! Also, kudos to the Target folks who edited this montage to John Williams' main title theme from the very first Star Wars movie, A New Hope recorded in London in March of 1977 and not the softer main title theme used for the prequels which was recorded in February of 1999. Nice choice.

Probably everybody's favorite in this video is the little girl who turns back from the screen to ask her parent if Darth Vader really is Luke's father. That moment makes me to watch The Empire Strikes Back - the entire movie right now. Sorry, Megan Fox. That date we had planned for today will just have to wait. I'm watching Empire. Dunh-duhn-dun-dun-dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuhn.

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