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Monday, 07 December 2015 15:59

20 Other Items Donald Trump Wants Banned From America

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We can pretty much all agree by now that Donald Trump is a major brown and orange stain on the American landscape and instead of running for president, he should be locked away in a psychiatric hospital ward where he can brag to the orderlies how YUGE the results from his 3x a day Rogaine regimen is working out for him (or not). 

Well Donny Throw-up has recently taken a bit of a hit in the polls, notably in Iowa where he is now polling behind Cap'n Canada Cruz, so Donny has to put his "Asshole Meter" on blast to appeal to his base. He did that by declaring if elected president (*snicker*), he will create some kind of law thingy where Muslims will not be allowed into the United States and all current Muslim citizens will be told what each one of Lindsay Lohan's sugar-daddies tells her after she spends two months living rent-free inside their expensive London homes - "GIT OUT."

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Monday, 07 December 2015 00:00

Lindsay Lohan Got An Early Christmas "Present"

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Good morning. Guess who got an early visit from Santa this weekend? Lindsay Lohan did. However, Santa didn't bring her an offer to star in any movies, or act in any TV shows, or even give her a movie theater coupon for a free small popcorn with the purchase of a Star Wars: The Force Awakens ticket - although I'm more than certain she wouldn't turn that down. No, Lindsay got herself a brand new expensive Alice Temperley designer coat. I dunno. Maybe she's a fan of Inspector Gadget.

Lindsay posed in her new treasure and posted the image to her Instagram for everyone to see. Nothing unusual there. And at least she's not posting images of 1/2 eaten slimy food anymore.

Also, this comment was taking up most of the page - and it's AWESOME!

 

  • josephmccorkle7777 YES I LOVE YOU BABY I REALLY DO MISS YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST THING AS HAPPENED TO ME! THANKS FOR LOVEING ME! AS BEING THERE FOR ME! AND BEING SPECIAL AS A ADORABLE GIRLFRIEND! AND ALWAYS WILL BE! YES I LOVE YOU IN THE HOLE TIRED WORLD! YOU ARE ALWAYS MY HONEY BUNNY RABBIT CUTIE PIE! LINDSAY LOHAN! MY LOVE SWEETHEART FUDGE ICE CREAM! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I WANT TO KISS YOU! BUT THOUGH TELEVISION YES I LOVE HOLDING YOUR HAND! I LOVE YOUR SMOKING SPARKLING FRECKLES! YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! BABY! I LOVE YOU! LOVE FROM BOYFRIEND SEXY KANGAROO BABE! JOE!

 

Well, he did know the difference between "you're" and "your" and he used them appropriately so I'll give him props for that. See that, Lindsay? Joe does sounds like real a keeper. Sounds like a match made in...uh, somewhere to me. 

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Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:49

Zo Here Iz Za ZOOLANDER 2 Trailer

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I wasn't crazy about The first Zoolander movie and I most likely won't be lining up to see this one when it opens on February 12th. If I do decide to watch it at some point, it'll be because it features Penelope Cruz in a sexy red leather jumpsuit and Justin Bieber gets assassinated. Have a happy 2016 Bieber-killing Valentine's day everyone!

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Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:00

Bree Olson Is Not Happy With Charlie Sheen Right Now

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Former host of the 2011 AVN's, former porn-star and former Charlie Sheen "goddess" (R.I.P.) Bree Olson today is none too pleased regarding revelations surrounding Charlie's announcement that he has been living with HIV for a number of years now. In case you haven't heard, the former warlock, Charlie announced yesterday on The Today Show that since 2011, he has been living with HIV.

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Monday, 02 November 2015 22:11

Monica Bellucci Is Hardly In SPECTRE

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Hey, what kind of bullcrap is this? Reports from those who have already seen the new 007 movie Spectre (opening Friday) say that 51 year old Monica Bellucci appears in the 148 minute movie - for only about 15 minutes. Well that's quite surprising, considering the way media outlets have been heavily celebrating the fact that an older actress would finally portray a Bond girl after 50 years of 007 movies. It's worth noting that nobody involved with the movie did anything to dispel that notion either. Nobody involved in the making of Spectre realized that hiring a gorgeous actress like Monica Bellucci for your movie and only giving her 15 minutes of screen time is like buying a delicious chocolate fudge ice cream cake, eating only a spoonful of it and letting the rest melt. Only an idiot would do that. Or a Victoria's Secret model three weeks before their annual show. One of their tricks ya see.

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Monday, 02 November 2015 19:06

Here's Tiny Elf-Girl's New Video

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Reformed donut-licker and teeny munchkin-girl Ariana Grande has dropped her latest Beyonce-ish video online titled "Focus" and this thing is so stupidly basic , it's hardly even worth writing about. You know what is worth writing about? These Halloween Chewbacca and Yoda decorations I bought for 70% off yesterday. 

Aren't they awesome? Isn't this a lot better than looking at Ariana Grande? Although, if I personally knew Ariana Grande, I would ask her to stand in the middle of this photo and nobody would think anything was odd about it - mainly due to all three of them being the same height. 

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So you probably won't be seeing this in Star Wars. Here is Claudia Schiffer attending Jonathan Ross’s Halloween Party in London this past Saturday night. Claudia is probably dressed as a sexy female C-3PO. Well nice try, Claudia, but if you were trying to get C-3PO's attention it seems you're barking up the wrong droid. I heard he like boy robots only and once queen Leia rules gay marriage legal all across the known star systems, I'm sure Threepio and his long-time partner R2-D2 will waste no time at all before making their union official. I just hope Chewbacca takes it easy on the space booze at the wedding reception. Whenever he drinks he's been known on many moons to get quite handsy towards all the female guests.

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Sunday, 01 November 2015 00:10

Demi Lovato Sang At The World Series Yesterday

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Here is Demi Lovato, all decked out in red leather performing for the MLB World Series Game Four at the Citi Field in New York City on Sunday. Look, I consider Demi to be a beautiful young woman for sure, who I also believe looks great. Gee, I wonder if her studded leather jacket was in honor of Michael Jackson or if it was in honor of that woman in the red leather devil bodysuit from Bananarama's "Venus" video. Hey, whatever happened to that lady? She must be in her 50's now. I have a feeling a lot of young males had fantasies about her in the mid-80's when that video first came out. I was too young for that, but I did fantasize about those gorgeous blonde dancers in Prince's "Batdance" video from 1989. I'd imagine those women must be in their 50's now as well. I'm not sure what I'm really getting at here. I know Demi is in her early 20's so she won't be in her 50's for a long while yet. I hope when Demi reaches that age though, she'll remember her younger years fondly. I wonder how she'll then feel about her now current boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama? He'll be almost in his 70's - but I'm sure the 23 year old girl he'll be dating at that time will make him feel just like a young feller again, so what a lucky gal she'll be.

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'Sup nerds? Well, are you as in love with this BEAUTIFUL just released official poster for Star Wars: The Force Awakens as I am? Oh, I know you are. The force is strong with this one.

Today, Lucasfilm, Disney Pictures and J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot Productions unveiled the official poster art for the next Star Wars movie over at StarWars.com. Opening just two months from now, the new movie is titled Star Wars Episode VII -The Force Awakens - though it appears as if they have dropped those "Episode whatever" tags from the titles of this new series of movies as a way to distance themselves from the bad taste still lingering in the mouths of fans from the prequels. Ouch. Take that, Natalie Portman. You hack. 

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Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:59

Playboy Done Right - And Not Right - #1

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Done Right: Twin Peaks temptress Sherilyn Fenn posing in a festive green satin dress on the cover of this December 1990 issue. Fenn brought a touch of classic golden-age movie star glamour to a magazine which is not really known for such displays. Rumor has it, Fenn's Peaks co-star Lara Flynn Boyle was so jealous of Fenn's beauty (on clear display here), she vetoed a proposed story-line concerning an upcoming blossoming romance between Fenn's character and that of the show's star, Kyle Machlachlan - whom Boyle was dating at the time. Oh well. At least we still have this cover though - which might be one the magazine's all time classiest.

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Saturday, 17 October 2015 06:57

Well Hello To You, Darya Klishina

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I have absolutely no idea who Darya Klishina is but I see she attended something called the F1 2015 Russian Grand Prix at Sochi Autodrom earlier this week. I really have no idea what that is either, but I want somebody to drop her in my Halloween bucket this year. That reminds me: order six foot tall candy bucket. And If I can't find one of those, I'll just use my cousin's truck. He won't mind. He told me he plans on spending Halloween night watching something utterly creepy, terrifying, gruesome and gross on TV - a Donald Trump speech. *Shiver*

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Wednesday, 14 October 2015 05:54

Lea Michele Calls Her Butt A "Showstopper"

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Scream Queens star Lea Michele is featured on the cover of the Nov. issue of Marie Claire. I see the editors of Marie Claire left Lea's "Esquire" tattoo on her leg. That was nice of them - giving free advertising to the competition like that. How considerate.

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Monday, 12 October 2015 17:12

Emilia Clarke Is Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive."

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Sorry, Hillary Clinton. The editors of Esquire don't believe you are the sexiest woman alive but you do rock a blue pantsuit like nobody's business. Esquire's choice for the sexiest woman alive of 2015 is Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke, 28. Clarke, Emmy-nominated actress is one of HBO's highest paid stars. However, in an interview with Esquire, she says she almost never got the part because she looked nothing like the character, Daenerys Targaryen.

 “My agent told the casting director, 'I know that the breakdown for this character is tall and willowy and blonde. I know she’s short and round and brown, but I’d like you to see her,’” she shares. “I had two scenes which told me nothing and not very much time in which to read all those [George R. R. Martin] books. So I did what every good actor does and Wikipedia’d the living crap out of it.”

Oh, so she cheated. Yeah, that's totally what she did. Not cool, Clarke. Not cool at all. So, although Clarke is grateful for the breakout role on GOT, she does admit that it’s also not been the easiest on her emotionally.

“Once, I had to take a little time out,” she shares, acknowledging that at 23 years old, it was hard for her to expose her body, and that she suffered alongside her character. “I said I needed a cup of tea, had a bit of a cry, and was ready for the next scene.

Having a cup of tea and a bit of a cry is what every woman I go on a date with winds up doing after 20 minutes or so. It's true. Okay. Not really. That's not actually true. Instead of tea they order coffee. Then they cry. I feel it's important for me to be totally honest about that detail.

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