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Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:37

So, Donald Trump Went After Megyn Kelly. Again.

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Donny "the dickless" Trump has been whining, moaning, pissing, moaning, whining and pissing some more ever since Megyn Kelly, host of The Kelly File on Fox News, asked him during the first republican presidential debate back in August, if he'd like to take the opportunity presented to him then, to clarify derogatory comments HE HIMSELF MADE towards various women in the past (including Rosie O'Donnell whom Donny is apparently still very angry with because um...he didn't like The Flintstones movie?)  - and from that moment on all hell broke loose. Megyn became the target of extreme misogyny and hatred from not just Trump's poor, poor suckers supporters, but from Trump himself. Guess what? Six months later, the crybaby is still tearing up over it and feeling all the YOOOGE sads.

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Tuesday, 26 January 2016 08:31

This Is How Nicki Minaj Works Out

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Even celebrities feel the need to shed off all those extra pounds they gain over the holidays. Celebrities such as Nicki Minaj - who posted this photo on her Instagram yesterday. Nicki's workout outfit consists of six inch heels and a skin-tight leather like outfit? I wonder what gym she goes to because nobody wears anything like this at my gym. Not that I blame them. The exercise machines are so friggin' gross at my gym, if women decided to work out there while wearing large winter parkas and wool mittens , not only would other patrons not say anything, it would actually be encouraged. I've seriously been considering switching gyms for a while and I think I'm gonna do it. Right after my current membership expires - sometime after Hillary Clinton's 2nd term as president.  I hope.

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Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:27

Here Is The First Full Length SUICIDE SQUAD Trailer

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Here's the first full length trailer for this summer's upcoming Suicide Squad starring Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Jared Leto and Viola Davis. It's one of the best previews I've seen since the Star Wars and The Revenant trailers were released. Also, compared to the trailers we've seen so far for Batman V Superman, Suicide Squad knocks that one completely out of the field. Superman V Batman reminds me of the Jeb Bush campaign - the more people see of it, the less excited they become. I dunno if this means that Suicide Squad is like Donald Trump although in some ways, I suppose it is. Loud, entertaining but nothing of real intelligence and nothing but a spectacle of utter bat-shit derangement and insanity. Oh yeah. Sounds like Trump alright. I really like Margot Robbie's line here regarding "The voices in my head." I'm sure this is now the explanation Sarah Palin has been telling everyone for the past week regarding this:

 

 

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Thursday, 14 January 2016 05:35

Here Are The 2016 Oscar Nominations

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The Revenant, Spotlight and The Big Short all received Oscar love today. No not Oscar Isaac love - he's currently sitting in a corner with his Star Wars co-stars dreaming of vaults full of money which will most absolutely become a reality for them when they sign on for Star Wars 8 and 9. No, the movies I just listed were all given multiple Academy Award nomination love.

Actor John Krasinski along with directors Ang Lee and Guillermo Del Toro, read the nominations in Beverly Hills earlier today and It was a lovely day, oh what a lovely day, for Mad Max: Fury Road, Carol, The Martian, Alicia Vikander, Sylvester Stallone and the dude pictured above - Leo. He wants to win an Oscar this year more than Hillary wants to win the presidential election. Hey, how about Leo becomes Hillary's running mate and that way she can have an Oscar-winner on her ticket, and if they win, Leo can bang models every night inside the Lincoln bedroom. Sounds like a plan to me. Although, he's probably not the first man who's had that idea.

Oh, hell yeah - I did just type that.

Full list of Oscar nominees on next page:

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Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:38

Here Are The 2015 RAZZIE Nominations

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While 50 Shades of Grey has earned over $500 million in theaters last spring, a lot of the people who went to see it kinda felt it sucked. And for the most part - yup. It did. What a dreary, slow-paced, time waster that movie was. Even the two leads did not want to be involved with this thing. Or with each other as it turned out. Now, sure, there have been movies made in the past where the two main stars did not enjoy working with each other - Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy in Fresh Horses, William Hurt and Solveig Dammartin in Until the End of the World and yes - even Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing. Sorry, ladies. It's true.
 
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Lindsay Lohan has been back in New York every since Christmas week and I'm sure everyone feels it's about time she was thrown out on the sidewalk along with all those trees. But nope. Lindsay is still around and doesn't seem to be wanting to return back to London anytime soon. Well that's too bad. Every time Lindsay comes back to New York, she always starts shit up somewhere. Actually, anywhere she goes she starts up shit.

From Radar: Lindsay and her sister Ali were together in the bathroom of Vbar in Greenwich village in the late hours of Friday night when the bartender asked the pair to leave. “They walked in off the street and made a beeline for the bathroom. They didn’t order a drink or anything. They were in there for around 20 minutes and then the bartender started knocking on the door and asked them to come out. When they didn’t come out, he then asked them to leave and Lindsay became aggressive and belligerent,” a source said. “Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender – who is originally from West Africa – ‘This is New York. You’re not from here." What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. "It seemed like a racist attack.” At this point, other drinkers who were watching events unfold and were disgusted by Lindsay’s behavior intervened and asked the hard-partying pair to exit the bar. “They wouldn’t leave and all hell was breaking loose and that’s when Lindsay spat in our friend’s face. The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave,” a second source said.

You know, I'm sure Lindsay had her reasons for behaving like a nasty, little entitled snot on this night. After all, it was exactly five years ago now that she told Jay Leno that she'd be back to see him after having just won an Oscar. Now seeing as how Oscar nominations will be announced in two days and she hasn't acted in anything at all in almost two years. Well, that gives her just a day to make a movie and qualify for nomination consideration. Holy crap! She'd better get right on that. Tick-Tock!

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Thursday, 24 December 2015 00:00

Happy Holidays Everybody!

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From the Clintons, the Trumps and myself, I would like to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday 2015. There are many wonderful things to be thankful for this season - for instance, did you know there's a brand new Star Wars movie in theaters? There Is! It's like it was released without any fanfare or promotion at all whatsoever. I don't know how that movie's makers expect audiences to go see a movie without letting anybody know about it. DUMB! Hopefully, they'll try harder for the next one, and the one after that, and after that...and so on. 

If you spent any time at all reading this site this year, I thank you. If not, I still thank you because I'd like to imagine instead of reading my site, you were writing mean things about Donald Trump on other sites and if so, I really thank you. I Hope to see you all safe and happy this time next year as well. That is if President Trump doesn't kick me out of the country for the mean things I wrote about him. Let's not hope that happens.

Warm holiday Christmas wishes to all of you,

Jason.

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Friday, 18 December 2015 00:00

Elizabeth Hurley's Holiday Card Looks Nice

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Elizabeth Hurley posted this holiday greeting on her Instagram today and I like the sense of humor she's exhibiting. It's certainly funnier than anything on display in Serving Sara. Oh, forgot about that one, did'ja? Well, I can understand why. Sorry for even mentioning it.

Elizabeth must have had a great time coming up with this concept. An attractive woman wearing a bikini (from a photo shoot which took place more than ten years ago) in the middle of the arctic is clever - if you're developing a beer commercial. Poor Liz doesn't even have any mittens to keep her hands warm. She'd have been better off wearing that red leather jumpsuit she wore in Bedazzled. Leather is good at keeping you warm, right? I'm pretty certain. At least she appears to be wearing sunscreen so I suppose she'll be alright.

Now obviously everything in this card is photo-shopped because there's no way Elizabeth would be standing around in her bikini surrounded by a pack of snow wolves. I mean, did she even see that Liam Neeson movie The Grey? I don't think she'd want to end up like everybody in that movie did. You know - stuck in a crappy movie. Oh, and being eaten alive by vicious, bloodthirsty rabid wolves. That also would blow.

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Friday, 11 December 2015 09:48

At Least Lindsay Lohan Is Housebroken

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I guess this is going to be Lindsay Lohan's Xmas card. Squatting in some kind of corset thing while wearing six inch heels with a smoke in her left hand while she uses her right hand to scratch her holiday wreath (which thankfully she won't let us see). I assume she's still living it up on her married sugar-daddies dime in Greece and perhaps this is a holiday custom over there. I dunno. If Greece is happy with her they can keep her. And when Donald Trump builds his giant wall straight to the moon, Lindsay will never be able to get back inside the country. That will suck for her. How will she ever be able to accept that Oscar in person? I don't think she thinks these things out very much.

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Friday, 11 December 2015 06:01

Demi Lovato Wore This While Singing Christmas Songs

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I like Demi Lovato but she really needs to rethink what she wears onstage. I mean, the outfit she wore last month while performing at the world series wasn't bad at all. Why didn't she go for something like that while performing at the Kiss 108 Jingle Ball in Boston last night? Noooooo...she couldn't do that because then she wouldn't have been able to wear this Madonna/Britney Spears thing. Demi, It's December. Wear a coat. Or pants. Or a coat and pants. Those are nice things to wear during the LAST THREE WEEKS OF THE YEAR! I get that you're all confident with your appearance these days. I know this because you have a song out now called "Confident" which I hear on the radio 20 times each day.  You can still be confident in a coat and pants. Look, you did it here. I guess what I'm trying to say, Demi, is that I want you to stay warm so you don't catch a cold and get sick and have to stay in bed for an entire week - because I still gotta put up my stupid Christmas tree and I might need your help to do that because I know you've been exercising a lot and I've been eating cheeseburgers and chili covered chips every night for three months and you can't help me (re: I watch you do everything while sitting down to eat a cheeseburger and chili covered chips) if you're sick as a goat. Seriously, Demi, why don't you think about anyone but yourself for once? Geez.

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Immensely talented classically-trained composer and pianist Sonya Belousova who has performed her own arrangement's of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and classical pieces such as Prokofiev’s "Montagues and Capulets" and Rimsky-Korsakov’s "Flight of The Bumblebee", gets her geek on in this video where she performs selected John Williams themes from the Star Wars saga. In this ten minute presentation, Sonya performs such iconic themes such as the "Star Wars Main Title", "Princess Leia's Theme", "Duel of the Fates" (From The Phantom Menace) and "The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)" (both performed while wearing Sith-like black leather gloves) and ending with the "End Credits" fanfare from Return of the Jedi (a personal favorite of mine). Now if you happen to be particular fan of the "Parade of the Ewoks" theme from Jedi, sadly Sonya doesn't play that one. Like, she doesn't even hum it. But I did. This morning with a mouthful of coffee. I didn't even get very far into it though because then the assistant manager at Dunkin' Donuts told me to get the hell out. What a jerk!

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Wednesday, 09 December 2015 21:01

Lindsay Lohan In Notofu Magazine Looks Wrong

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Apparently the editors over at Notofu (or is it No Tofu?) magazine must think that we are all pretty stupid because they want us to believe that this is a photo of 29 year old Lindsay Lohan last month in the tropical island of Mykonos, Greece. Ha! We know what 29 year old Lindsay Lohan looks like. She posts photos of her 30 year old self all over her Instagram so yeah, we know what 29 year old Lindsay Lohan looks like. That image above looks more like 2006 Lindsay Lohan. What are you trying to pull Notofu? Although, credit where it's due as they decided to feature a photo of Lindsay grabbing herself a Coke soft drink which is very, very different from the type of coke she's used to ingesting. Very clever way Notofu of insinuating Lindsay loves her "Coke."

Now what in the name of the lord Santa Claus is Notofu (or No Tofu) magazine?

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Wednesday, 09 December 2015 16:58

Candice Swanepoel Hung Out In NYC Yesterday

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Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel demonstrated she isn't afraid of ISIS yesterday by hanging out atop the observation deck of The Empire State Building in NYC. Candice was there to promote the Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which aired last night on CBS. I've never understood why this show always airs in December. Why would anyone buy lingerie when it's freezing outside? What kind of scam is Candice trying to push? Just look how pleased with herself she is - what with those crystal clear blue eyes, her hair the color of an angel's, her soft, full, luscious pink lips in a playful 1/2 naughty smile, the flirty way she's pulling on her hair like a girl does when she's talking with a boy she's into, the way she's wearing that soft, stylish, fitted black leather jacket and those tight, tight jeans. I'll bet she thinks she's really something special standing there all like, gorgeous and stuff. Well, she's probably not that great. I'll bet she didn't even once consider pouring cold tea out of a cup from the top of that building onto the people below. No. No she didn't. Ugh. Seriously, how lame

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Wednesday, 09 December 2015 11:29

Here's The Penelope Cruz ZOOLANDER 2 Poster

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I've been trying to purchase a Star Wars: Force Awakens poster for two months now but they're all like $200 on Ebay. Isn't that crazy? So until I get lucky and nab one of those, I might just have to appease myself with this striking poster of Penelope Cruz wearing a red leather jumpsuit for Zoolander 2, opening on February 12. I guess nothing says Valentine's day like a babe in tight red leather lying  across an expensive Italian bike. I just hope Donald Trump doesn't see this poster or he'll demand every theater in the country remove it immediately.

"What's a poster of a Mexican actress doing up here in America? That's not right."

"Um, Mr. Trump. She's Spanish."

"What's the difference? They're all terrible. They come here, they take our jobs, they rape our women."

 "All due respect, sir, but she is an Oscar-winning actress and I highly doubt she's raping anybody."

"Somebody's doing the raping! She shouldn't be on the poster. You know who should be on a poster? My gorgeous daughter Ivanka. She should be on posters. YUGE ones. Posters where Ivanka is wearing a Victoria's Secret Chantilly Lace Plunge Teddy and Christian Louboutin heels and diamonds from Harry Winston. That would look great. Real sexy but tasteful too - like when my wife, Melania did Maxim. Don't you think so? Hey, don't look at me like I'm crazy. Know what? You're fired! But call my assistant first and get those posters done up. They're gonna be YUGE! Trump 2016 - Making married daughters hot to father's again."

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