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Wednesday, 19 August 2015 05:03

Emily Ratajkowski Sleeps In The Nude

Remember last year when super-hottie Emily Ratajkowski appeared in Gone Girl with Ben Affleck and everyone assumed they would hook up and that would lead to him getting a divorce from Jennifer Garner? Well as far as anybody knows, Ben did not hook-up with Emily Ratajkowski, probably because Emily is smart enough to realize being labled a "home-wrecker" would not be a wise move for her at this time, though from certain accounts, Ben may have hooked-up with that fame-hungry, not-so-bright former nanny of his - Christine Ouzounian who as you can see, does not look anything like Emily Ratajkowski. 

Emily, who can be currently seen in the movie We Are Your Friends, has been chosen as guest editor for the latest edition of , Emily dished on her nighttime routine admitting she sleeps completely naked. "I chug water and take off my makeup. I don't sleep with clothes on, so I just get naked, get under the covers, put on 'Game of Thrones', and relax," she said. Now since Game of Thrones is at times, borderline pornography, it really wouldn't be a huge stretch to claim that Emily Ratajkowski enjoys watching pornography while she's lying naked in bed. Would it? Now why didn't I make that my article headline? My mother is right. I really was born dumb.

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In an interview with Maureen Dowd in The New York Times this past weekend, beady-eyed, flabby, toilet-mouthed waste of skin in a nice suit Donald Trump said that he realizes he does at times, go a little too far when saying certain words which enter his broken brains. No! Really? It was then at that moment when Donald decided to take a shot at legendary supermodel Heidi Klum. I'm not sure why beaver-head Trump decided to make an arbitrary comment regarding Heidi Klum in that instant. Maybe because they're both of German ancestry? I dunno. All I know is that you'd better watch out, Claudia Shiffer. Trump will probably be grunting out an insult your way next.

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Monday, 10 August 2015 16:54

Kylie Jenner Turns 18!

Very shy and private teenage girl Kylie Jenner turned eighteen years old today. I'm here to let you all know this because Kylie is known to vigorously protect her utmost privacy at all times and I'm certain none of you would hear about the big occasion otherwise. Yes, this website does indeed serve a special service. And to celebrate this momentous day in history, this was the birthday photo Kylie's boyfriend, Tyga just posted to his Instagram. Well, it's certain now - Tyga is the new Fellini and Kylie is the new Anita Ekberg. Brava!

That's not all. After din-din (mmm..birthday cake), Tyga (25) surprised his special girl with a $320,000 white Ferrari 482 Italia just for turning 18. Happy birthday to her!! Still, only $320,000? You know what that means? It means we can all expect Donald Trump to start calling Tyga a "Yuge Loser" during the next GOP Presidential debate. I've got my popcorn.

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Monday, 03 August 2015 18:48

Kylie Jenner Takes Interesting Photos

In just one more week, Kylie Jenner will turn 18 years old. That's good because then she'll be old enough to purchase lotto tickets and from the looks of things, let's all hope she wins. Look at her. The young girl is so poor she can't even afford to buy clothes. That's not right.

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Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:35

Yep...Gal Gadot Is Pretty Hot.

Gal Gadot sent nerd pulses racing at this past weekend's Comic-Con event where audience members were treated to their first glimpse of Wonder Woman in action when the trailer for Batman v Superman was released. Gal wasn't featured in the trailer a whole lot unfortunately. Rather, Comic-Con attendees were forced to instead witness a glum, depressed, emotionless, dull Ben Affleck mumble a few words from his tired maw. And that was just from the live cast panel.

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Here is Kendall Jenner in her recent ad for Calvin Klein lingerie. I expect to see these ads displayed in shopping malls everywhere pretty soon. Also in bus shelters. They have Victoria's Secret ads inside bus shelters around me now. There's nothing like two giant super-model's breasts facing you while waiting for a bus. Could be worse though. Those breasts could belong to Jonah Hill and I'm pretty certain nobody wants  to see those. Not even Jonah Hill.  At least that's what his mother once told me.

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Teeny-Tiny girl elf, Ariana Grande is coping with her split from Big Sean pretty well. In fact, Ari has herself a new man - a man named Ricky Alverez, one of Ari's backup dancers and these two like to do all the things most couples do when dating: go to movies, go for drives, take walks, have romantic dinners - and lick donuts on display inside a donut shop. Oh, come on. We've all done that, haven't we? Alright, perhaps not.

Brittney Palmer, a UFC Octagon model and spokesperson (you're not going to get me to refer to Brittney merely as "ring-girl" - I'm in no mood to be called a sexist at 9 in the morning by strangers on the internet - that's what my office co-workers are there for) is probably one of the most stunning women to work for the UFC and you can tell she takes fitness and working out seriously. However, her douchebag husband, Aaron Zalewski likes to work out as well, but instead of going to a gym and throwing around a medicine ball like normal dudes do, he likes throwing 5'6, 120 lb. Brittney all around the house. Dude's got a real messed-up idea of working up a sweat.

It seems like forever since I've written about Kourtney Kardashian. Then again, it's been two weeks since I've written about anybody on here as the back-end of this dang har website had some Gremlin shit going on behind-the-scenes. Well, they now seem to be fixed and here I be back. Also it's funny to type "back-end" (*giggles*). So, what's up? Oh, Kourtney K. - the only Kardashian who might actually possess some grey matter between her ears and a thing inside her chest that us mortals like to call a "heart," which causes us to feel shit. You know what shit Kourtney is feeling right now? Bad feelings. It seems our Kourt has decided to nail wooden blocks against the inside of her door in order to keep her husband of nine years, Scott Disick the hell out. It seems that Scott would rather spend his nights out drinking, partying and grabbing all over girls during lunch than be at home with his honestly, not-too-bad-looking wife and their three kids. It also seems that Scott couldn't give a damn. F U - he's rich! Scott reminds me a lot of what Donald Trump must have been like 30 years ago but I can't imagine Scott yelling at Mexicans and black people inside JFK Airport to get on their planes and never come back like Donald probably did. Actually, this is probably what Donald likes to do on Christmas eve. You never know with that idiot. 

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