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Tuesday, 25 August 2015 18:34

Miranda Kerr Isn't Very Shy In V Magazine

Former Victoria's Secret angel Miranda Kerr apparently misses being a Victoria's Secret angel so much, she decided to be a part of a Victoria's Secret angel style photo spread for something called V Magazine. I don't know what the "V" in V Magazine stands for. It could be Vampire or Viagra or it could be Vanilla which is the color of that fur coat Miranda has her hands folded on. For the image, part of V Magazine's Simply The Best pictorial (also featuring Candice Swanepoel, Joan Smalls, Lily Aldridge, Kate Upton and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), Miranda is wearing a white Louis Vuitton bodysuit and thong. I can't  stop admiring how neat and tight Miranda's corners are. Really smooth. I could run my hands all over that softness all night along. I'll bet it would feel like absolute heaven to be lying right there. Yep. Miranda is exceptionally good at making up her bed and expertly tucking in and creasing those great designer sheets. Wait, what did you think I meant by my remarks just now? Oh. Ohhhhhh.

Pfft, grow up. 

Image Courtesy SEBASTIAN FAENA For V Magazine

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Miranda Kerr

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Monday, 24 August 2015 20:00

Question Of The Day:

Is Chris Brown still a gigantic idiot?

Yes! As we can all clearly see, Chris Brown is obviously still very much a gigantic idiot.

See you all next time.

Image courtesy Instagram

Posted Under Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Chris Brown  Question Of The Day

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Christine Ouzounian, the former Nanny to Ben Affleck's and Jennifer Garner's three children has been certainly enjoying her new-found notoriety these past few weeks. Since the announcement of Jen and Ben's divorce, Christine has been telling friends that she and Ben were "In love" and they would be going public. However, sources who know Christine say Ben has not had any contact with Christine since July 19th. Christine began working for the then-married couple just this past spring - until she was fired by Jennifer in late June - right around news that the couple were separating. Christine has been enjoying her time in the spotlight since then and there were even rumors last week that she was extremely interested in being the next Bachelorette for ABC. So Far there has been no response from ABC - other than manic laughter from inside their corporate office.  

But when one fame-whorey door closes, another fame-whorey one opens. Axel Braun, head of Wicked Pictures, plans to make Batman XXX, a porn parody of the blockbuster Warner Bros. movie series and has offered Ouzounian $1 million to star in the feature. Braun plans to have his Batman porn picture filmed and made available by March of 2016, right around the time Affleck's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice open in theaters. This new X-rated Batman picture is not to be confused with an already existing Batman porn parody, Batman XXX (also distributed by Wicked) released back in 2010, that one featuring Tori Black as Catwoman. This upcoming Batman project will feature Ouzounian as Batwoman, also not to be confused with Batgirl who appeared in 1997's Batman & Robin and was played by Alicia Silverstone. I dunno if you remember that one. My advice to you if you haven't yet seen it: watch the 2010 Tori Black XXX version instead. It has a much higher caliber of acting. It's true. Even Roger Ebert thought so.

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Tagged under Christine Ouzouian Ben Affleck  Jennifer Garner

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Just days after Megan Fox announced she had separated from her husband of five years, Brian Austin Green, Megan made it official by filing divorce papers on Friday. Fox, 29 cited "Irreconcilable Differences" as the reason for the petition, against Green, 42. This was most likely due to the fact that Fox realized she was Megan Fox - aged 29 and Green was....well, Green - aged 42.

Megan listed June 15th as the official date of separation, however, the former couple are still living in the same house - Fox's Malibu home which she paid $3.5 million for back in 2009. Megan is seeking joint and physical custody of the couple's two young sons. Megan has hired top celeb lawyer Laura Wasser to represent her during the course of her marriage termination. Wasser previously represented Kim Kardashian in her divorce from Kris Humphries, Ashton Kutcher's divorce from Demi Moore, and Robyn Moore, ex-wife of Mel Gibson, who walked away with $450 million of Mel's fortune. Fox and Green reportedly did not sign a pre-nuptial agreement so everything is expected to be split 50/50. That includes Megan's Transformers and Ninja Turtles millions and on his side - a box of Beverly Hills 90210 complete series DVD box sets. I think we can all assume what Megan knows just what to do with those.

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Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Megan Fox Brian Austin Green

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The new video for "Body On Me" by Rita Ora featuring Chris Brown is pretty bad. Rita displays as much acting talent here as she did during her 20 second scene in Fifty Shades of Grey which is to say, absolutely none at all. Of course when you're trying to create steamy chemistry with an idiot who looks like he has popcorn on his head, you're going to lose right then and there. Rita and Chris are neighbors in a dingy building and after meeting in an elevator they fantasize about climbing all over each other. That's it. Boy this video is pretty stupid. I mean just look at Chris Brown's old TV. Who still uses a 13' 4x3 TV in 2015? Look at that shitty reception. Everything is scrambled. Good luck trying to stream Orange Is the New Black on that piece of crap. The only interesting aspect of this video is how much Rita resembles Chris's ex Karrueche Tran. Hmmm...I wonder what that's about? It seems Chris might still be attempting to win Karrauche back. Yeah, well, Chris can make all the videos he wants. Until he decides to go to Best Buy to spring for a decent TV, I really don't think that's likely to happen.

Published in Music Industry Tagged under Rita Ora Chris Brown

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Friday, 21 August 2015 09:24

Shannen Doherty Is Battling Breast Cancer

This is not turning out to be a good month for former cast members of Beverly Hills 90210. First David Silver loses his smokin' wife of five years and now, the REAL star of that series, Shannen Doherty who played Brenda Walsh for five seasons before she left for good when Dylan broke her heart by hooking up with that stuck-up princess Kelly Taylor in 1994, is battling breast cancer. Doherty, 44, revealed the news after TMZ posted an article claiming Shannen is suing her former management team for not paying the proper medical insurance premiums thus leaving her uninsured for a period during 2014. Shannen, a member of the Screen Actor's Guild, which requires regular insurance payments, became aware of the non-payment after being diagnosed with invasive breast cancer metastatic to at least one lymph node in March of this year. Shannen claims had her insurance been paid on time, her cancer would have been detected and treated early where the cancer would not have spread. Shannen issued this statement to People magazine:

"Yes, I have breast cancer, and I am currently undergoing treatment. I am continuing to eat right, exercise and stay very positive about my life. I am thankful to my family, friends and doctors for their support and, of course, my fans who have stood by me."

While she was un-insured, Shannen claims that she couldn't visit her doctor. Shannen is suing for "loss of work" and for incurring "significant" medical expenses. A representative for Tanner Mainstain, Shannen's former management co. issued this response: "Tanner Mainstain is saddened to learn that Ms. Doherty is suffering from cancer and wishes her a full recovery. However, the claim that Tanner Mainstain caused her to be uninsured, prevented her from seeking medical care, or somehow contributed to her cancer is patently false. Tanner Mainstain will aggressively defend all of Ms. Doherty's claims in court."

So, Tanner Mainstain maintains (ha-ha) that they followed proper procedure and that Shannen is pulling a Tori and looking for a quick payout in this situation. Shannen maintains that it was TM's fault that she wasn't diagnosed and treated earlier. We'll just have to wait and see how this one plays out. And if the two parties in question can't work this out I think we'll have no choice but to let Cindy Walsh handle it. After 18 years of being Brenda Walsh's mother, she can handle anything.

Image Courtesy The WB

Tagged Under Shannen Doherty

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Josh Duggar, the balloon-headed former chair of the Family Research Council, a bullsh-t organization which yanks dollars from your grandparents wallets in the name of preserving "morality" in America (but mostly it goes into the Duggar family's savings accounts) was found to be molesting his underage sisters at the same time. That's right, while this Sloth from The Goonies look-alike was going on about how Glee was corrupting the morals of America's youth, Josh was sneaking into his sister's room at night and doing things to them I'm sure Jesus (and Sue Sylvester) would very much not approve of. Then the next day, Josh would go back to his job and whine about Modern Family being on ABC (a network owned by Disney) or something. And so on and so on.

Image Courtesy Twitter.JoshDuggar

Tagged under Jush DuggarBristol PalinSarah Palin

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Do you see them? That's right. Kylie Jenner has brown lips. It's Kylie's throwback to the 90's. At least that's what she claimed on her Instagram when she posted this photo. Kylie's brown lips photo got 1.4 million "likes." That's a lot. I wonder if any one of those 1.4 million people who "liked" Kylie's throwback to the 90's reminded her that during the 90's Kylie was only a toddler. I mean, Fargo is older than she is. Also Fargo is an excellent movie. I suggest that Kylie Jenner go watch Fargo as soon as she can. She just turned 18 so she can watch R rated movies now. Also, her lips are now the same color as the new tiles I just layed down for my new bathroom floor. Isn't that a crazy coincidence? Boy, It sure is. Well, time for Fargo.

Image Courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Kylie Jenner

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A former personal driver for Lindsay Lohan named Edson Ricci is suing the actress - celebrity for wages owed to him, while he was working for her during a three month period in 2012. From around the third week of August to the third week of October of that year, Ricci was employed as Lindsay's regular driver. Ricci is now suing Lindsay claiming she failed to pay him for his services during that period. Hey, I feel bad for the guy, but dude willingly went to work for Lindsay Lohan. What did he expect? There are certain things you must expect right off the bat when you go to work for certain celebrities. If you're a nanny working for Ben Affleck he will  sleep with you, If you date Chris Brown he will beat you up and if you get anywhere near Lindsay Lohan, don't expect to get paid and you will actually lose a shit load of $$$$. These are basic rules of life now. Soon, they'll be teaching these lessons to children in school along with "always say 'please' and 'thank you' " and "don't talk to strangers."  

From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stiffing her former driver, but you can understand why she might not have paid because she had A LOT of other stuff going on back then.  A guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay and another $1,439.18 because he claims he once covered her hotel bill.  All told we're talking $27,839.18. Here are just SOME of the highlights of LiLo's life during that time: -- Her dad staged an emergency intervention, cops were called to the scene. -- She was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident after she allegedly clipped someone with her car. -- She was banned from the Chateau Marmont for allegedly not paying a $46,350.04 bill. -- She allegedly brought jewel thieves with her to a party and they allegedly robbed the place.

Great. This might be the only time where Lindsay can claim being an irresponsible, coke-inhaling, booze-devouring, frequent-stealing, convicted felon for the better part of the last 11 years may actually help her. If you recall, this is around the same time as when Lindsay's attorney, Shawn Holley dumped her as a client due to outstanding fees as well.  Again, if she couldn't afford to pay the women who was trying to keep her out of jail how did anyone expect her to be able to pay the guy who kept having to drive her there?

Image Courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Lindsay Lohan

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Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:19

MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!!!!

Ever since I started this site exactly five years ago now (anniversary gifts: not necessary - but appreciated) there have been four words I have longed to write and today I get to write them: MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!!! Once again, in case you missed it: MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!! I think I need a cigarette now.

The good folks over at Us Weekly have decided to play Santa Claus today by giving the world a wonderful Xmas in August present. Us reports that after eleven years together, Megan and that guy she was with have split. Oh. tell us more you bearers of joyous tidings over at Us. Tell us more!!!!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are going forward as solo acts. After 11 years together, five of them as a married couple, “Megan has separated from Brian,” an insider reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. “They decided on it six months ago.” Their romance has recently been plagued with issues. Though sources remain vague on the exact cause of their split, “things have been rocky,” says one source close to the parents of sons Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. (Green, 42, also has son Kassius, 13, from a previous relationship.) The pair were last photographed together grabbing lunch in Beverly Hills on June 9. Their reps could not be reached for comment.

So, they've actually been split up for six months now? Is whos-it still living in Megan's $3 million dollar Malibu home or did he get himself a one-room apt. all to himself in the Valley with it's own microwave and laundry facilities in the building? Bah! Who cares? I wonder if Megan is dating again? I wonder if Affleck has heard this news yet? Wait a minute? Maybe Megan and Affleck are dating. Maybe she's the reason Jennifer Garner left him. Maybe he dresses up as Batman for Megan every night and she dresses up in her Ninja Turtles school-girl outfit for him. No! I don't wanna even think about that. I mean what's Affleck got that I haven't besides height, abs, millions of dollars and a Best Director Oscar. Oh, wait - Affleck doesn't have one of those. The chump got snubbed. Ha-Ha. What a dork. Call me, Megan.

Image Courtesy Resim Bul

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Megan Fox Brian Austin Green

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