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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 17:44

Kylie Jenner Wearing Some Yellow Wading Pants


You know what? I think somebody clogged up a toilet inside Kylie Jenner's house and that's why she's wearing those puffy yellow pants. I don't know what other reason there could be for it. I've been busy with classes all week. What do I know? I hope Kylie has the number to a good plumber. That's all I have to say on the matter.

Image Courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Kylie Jenner

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Tuesday, 08 September 2015 00:00

Sofia Vergara Looks Different

Sofia Vergara posted this photo to her Instagram page on Friday so I imagine they're either now filming the Halloween episode of Modern Family or Sofia is starting a Bangles tribute band.

Image Courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Sofia Vergara

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Thursday, 03 September 2015 17:44

Avril Lavigne Is Single (Again)

It should have been simple but Avril Lavigne just had to go and make her marriage situation complicated. Now she's going to be all alone on those damn cold nights wondering why she ever agreed to be this guy's girlfriend? Avril announced that she is divorcing Nickleback lead "singer" Chad Kroeger. I really don't know the names of any Nickleback songs so I can't work any of them into this paragraph. Avril announced the split on her Instagram.

It is with heavy heart that Chad and I announce our separation today. Through not only the marriage, but the music as well, we've created many unforgettable moments. We are still, and forever will be, the best of friends, and will always care deeply for each other. To all our family, friends and fans, thank you sincerely for the support.

This is Avril's second divorce. She was previously married to Sum 41 musician Derek Whibley whom she divorced from in 2010. My ex girlfriend left me to date a musician. Guess what? It didn't work out. She broke up with him too. I guess she just couldn't keep holding on as he was always busy with his Rock N Roll.

Oh well, what the hell?

Image Courtesy Abbey Dawn

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Avril Lavigne

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Tuesday, 01 September 2015 18:06

THE GOSSIP FOX is Five Years Old Today!

And doesn't Demi Lovato look excited?

My very first post, written and published on Sept. 2, 2010 when this website was named The Shallow Minded and not The Gossip Fox (that change happened two and a half years ago) wasn't about Lindsay Lohan or Justin Bieber or even Megan Fox - it was about Conan O' Brien. In that first article, I wrote that Conan had just revealed the name for his then-new TBS show which would simply be called Conan. Five years later, his show is still on the air and I am still plugging away at this site. I am not writing as much as I used to as I am currently getting ready to start journalism school ("About time, asshole," - all of you) but I hope to post more in the future.  

I've considered giving this site up many times over the years, but after now writing 2000 posts I don't want to see that all be for nothing. I've lost many articles I've slaved over due to a bad hack in December of 2011 (but they all sucked anyway) and I lost about 200 articles when I upgraded this site over the summer to a more stable version of Joomla (some articles were good, some very good, some nobody will miss) but I'm determined to keep at it. I don't want to miss out when a great story happens.

So let's see if I can go another five. Shouldn't be hard. Not when we all have President Trump to look forward too. Come on. Only a fool would think of quitting when we have that in our existence.

Image Courtesy Splash

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under The Gossip Fox Demi Lovato

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Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan (who as it turns out, won't be winning that Oscar by the time she's 30 after all) spent a four day wedding reception, as a guest, making herself the sole focus of attention and not in the "Look at me! Praise me! Bask in my awesome-ness," that she expects of people to behave around her, this was more in the "Can someone please drive this loser to the middle of nowhere and dump her there before we murder her ourselves?" vein.

Lindsay took guests by surprise at a high society event -- her millionaire friend Justin Etzin’s Italian wedding to model Lana Zakocela -- with some seriously bizarre behavior. First, sources claim she changed outfits four times during the pre-wedding bash, then the 29-year-old is said to have become extremely paranoid of people trying to photograph her. “Lindsay was pretending to DJ using her iPhone,” an insider told US Weekly. “She kept replaying the same songs over and over and [then] accused people of taking photos of her, which wasn’t possible because they took our phones.” During the actual ceremony, she is said to have been on her phone the entire time while also painting her nails, before finally throwing off her shoes during cocktail hour, then, when someone made a joke at her expense during the reception, “she took off all her clothes and got completely naked and was running around her villa screaming that she’d been drugged.” EMTs came and deemed her to be fine. Yikes.

This absolutely sounds like our Lindsay and actually, we here at the Gossip Fox, through the Freedom of Information Act, have obtained exclusive surveillance video of Lindsay running around in the nude that very night. 

Image Courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Lindsay Lohan

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Karrueche Tran posted this seemingly innocent photo of her sunbathing over on her Instagram yesterday and somehow it ended with online threats of gun violence overnight. God bless 'Murica. 

After this photo went up, a guy named Marques Houston, who is currently working with Karrueche on some series called Sister Sister, decided to offer a friendly compliment to Karrueche regarding her...even tan. Actually it was her butt in a black thong. Dude was going bananas over Karrueche's butt in a black thong.

Chris Brown simply responded with "Go home Roger." A reference to the name of the character Murques plays on the show. However, none of this sat very well at all with Chris Brown's pal, Wackstar who responded in his own delightful way by posting a photo of two automatics and warning Marques that he'd better ease up as she was Chris's girl - even though the two have been broken up for almost 5 months. Poor Karrueche. This is what she's going to have to deal with every time some guy expresses how attractive she is online. Boy, I'm glad I've never done that.. Well, except for when I did do it this time and this time and this time and especially that time when Karrueche wore this. I hope Wackstar doesn't find out about those. Not that I'm scared of him. It's just that I'm already tired of receiving threats from Donald Trump supporters and I'm in no mood to deal with anybody else. Guys like Wackstar, I can deal with but those Trump nuts - now they're CRAZY!

Image courtesy Instagram

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Karrueche Tran Chris Brown

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Target may have choked hard by opening (and then failing) in Canada last year, but in the U.S, the retailer is still going strong and trying their hardest to keep what loyal customers they have. What better way to get them to continue shopping than to hit them right in the middle of their tender, sweet spot: their geek love for all things Star Wars. 

Target released this video showcasing Star Wars fans young and old over the last 38 years. It's pretty cool. I liked the guy drinking from that Darth Vader mug. Holy hell, do I want one of those - NOW! Also, kudos to the Target folks who edited this montage to John Williams' main title theme from the very first Star Wars movie, A New Hope recorded in London in March of 1977 and not the softer main title theme used for the prequels which was recorded in February of 1999. Nice choice.

Probably everybody's favorite in this video is the little girl who turns back from the screen to ask her parent if Darth Vader really is Luke's father. That moment makes me to watch The Empire Strikes Back - the entire movie right now. Sorry, Megan Fox. That date we had planned for today will just have to wait. I'm watching Empire. Dunh-duhn-dun-dun-dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuhn.

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Star Wars: The Force Awakens Star Wars

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After a video was posted online of Justin Bieber playing "Let It Be" with former Playboy and Frederick's Of Hollywood model Xenia Deli sitting behind him with her head resting on his shoulder, there has been speculation that the two are now dating. There was also a video posted on the same evening of Justin (21) and Xenia (25) holding hands, but that video is only 2 seconds long and you don't see shit. She's probably just handing him a Minions toy she bought him to complete his collection.

Other sources claim nothing is going on between the two and they are just hanging out while filming Bieber's new music video "What Do You Mean" together. I'm choosing to believe these sources seeing as how back in May, Justin Bieber was also rumored to be dating model Shanina Shaik and that turned out to be a huge load of crap. But who knows? The only thing I do know is that the name Xenia Deli is making me hungry for a pastrami, cheese and tomato sandwich - with fries. Can't forget the fries. Forgetting the fries would be so very, very wrong.

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Justin Bieber  Xenia Deli

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Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:06

Question Of The Day #2

Will Donald Trump be elected president of the United States before Lindsay Lohan wins an Oscar?

Hell no he won't.

See you all next time for "Question of The Day."

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Lindsay Lohan  Donald Trump  Question Of The Day

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While Josh Duggar was head of the Family Research Counsel, he became friendly with many top U.S, conservative politicians such as Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Scott Walker and Rick Santorum. It's a shame a never tried to make friends with any Democrat politicians because many of them are friends with Eva Longoria and as we can see from the photo of the woman above (a woman Josh paid to have sex with a number of times), Josh is really into women who resemble Eva Longoria. Hey, who amongst is isn't?

Image Courtesy Instagram/DanicaDillon

Published in Celebrity Gossip Tagged under Danica Dillon Josh Duggar

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