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In response to yesterday's awful TMZ post which practically screamed "AMBER HEARD IS A LIAR" (which I wasn't cool with) Samantha F. Spector, Amber's attorney issued a (long) statement defending her client's actions over the past week. Team Amber was left little choice in the matter after Johnny's team has been pushing the "He'd never hurt anyone," angle a little too hard for my liking. Especially when a simple "These allegations are false and hurtful...blah..blah..blah.." would have worked out better for him.  When Johnny's ex-partner, actress Vanessa Paradis submitted her letter of support on Johnny's behalf a few days ago, I was reminded of when Lights defended Jian Ghomeshi shortly after details of his abuse was made public Although Lights later expressed regret for this and dropped Jian as her manager. That was wise.

This - not so much.

 
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Priyanka Chopra Wants To Play James Bond

Quantico star Priyanka Chopra, who is featured in the issue of Complex magazine was asked how she feels about fans clamoring for her to appear as the next James Bond girl in the next installment of the 007 series. Her answer was a frank "Fuck that--I wannabe Bond." Okay then. And you know what? Why the fuck not? It seems Daniel Craig would rather chop his legs off than go back to doing any more of those movies so who says Priyanka can't play the new incarnation. Who's to say James Bond didn't have a secret sister all this time? Luke Skywalker had one - one he frenched too!

The closest Hollywood came to showcasing a female James Bond was when they cast Halle Berry in Die Another Day and I believe talk then was that Halle's character, Jinx, would go on to star in a spin-off but Day sucked and box-office was down from previous Bond's so that did that. No Jinx movie. And chances of the Industry making a Bond movie starring gorgeous Priyanka is still not something I expect we'll see anytime soon - which blows. Back In Octopussy, they turned James Bond into a clown - literally, yet studios  feel that a woman Bond is not something fans would accept. The sad fact is, they are right. Just look at the outrage regarding that female Ghostbusters movie and trust me, I don't understand the complaints critics have regarding this issue at all. They do remember that the original Ghostbusters was just a movie about 4 guys who shot laser guns in the air, right? These complainers who don't feel women can do that as well (if not better) than 4 middle age dudes are the same morons who refuse to eat their steak until their mom cuts it up into pieces for them. Losers! That's not me, dude. Not at all. My uncle Arthur cuts my steak for me. And buddy, he is damn good at it!

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Amber Heard Is Single

Amber Heard is such a caring, compassionate wife and companion to her husband of 15 months, Johnny Depp, that when he leaned that his mother, Betty Sue, passed away this past weekend, Amber dropped everything she had going on to immediately rush to her partner's side to comfort and console him in his hour of grief.

Ha-Ha! Kidding! Amber didn't do anything like that at all. What did she do? Less than 48 hours later, she served him with divorce papers instead and asked for half his fortune and spousal support. Wait, she wants spousal support and half of what he owns? How are they gonna split the Island?

From TMZ: Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp - shockingly 3 days after Johnny's mom died. Amber filed her divorce petition Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple married in February of last year, yet Amber is asking for spousal support. Our sources say the couple had NO prenup. It's especially harsh because Johnny was extremely close to his mother. She says in the divorce docs that they separated on May 22 - 2 days after Johnny's mom passed.

Amber has had a busy week so far. Right after she filed for divorce from Johnny on Monday, she kicked a box of kittens, slapped a baby across their face, spoiled crucial plot details for the current season of Game of Thrones online and indicated to friends and family that she plans on voting for Trump. Oof, what a bitch.

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If you have ever wondered just why Emily Ratajkowski appears at practically event that occurs (except to a Trump rally because she's a girl and if I was a girl I wouldn't go to one of those unless I was Black Widow and had the ability to punch out the teeth tooth of a Trump supporter who enjoys beatin' on a female for MUR-CA!) well, according to Star Magazine it's because Emily is desperately trying to make it big in movies. I guess being in that Entourage movie last summer and that Zac Efron thing about DJ's (in 2015!) didn't strike pay-dirt as much as Emily had hoped. Who'd have seen that coming?

A friend of Emily Ratajkowski reveals to Star that ever since her minor role in Gone Girl, the model has been trying to barge her way into Hollywood’s inner circles. “Emily goes to every opening and party – she’s out all day and night,” says a source. “Becoming more famous is all she cares about, and the only time you ever hear from her is if she wants a favor.” But A-listers can smell a stage-5 clinger a mile away. “She needs to be careful because she’s starting to rub her serious contacts the wrong way,” warns the spy, who reveals that Emily’s topless selfie with Kim Kardashian had less to do with promoting body positivity and more to do with promoting herself. “People saw right through it and called her out, but Emily doesn’t care. She believe a huge part of getting noticed, but her overexposure is starting to come across as desperate.

Of course, the major drawback to going out to every event is that eventually, people are going to wonder if you're even capable of arriving at a set by 6 AM. That's hard to do if your out until 3 in the morning. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. If anyone knows where she is. As for Emily, well, perhaps she needs new friends if they're blabbing about her - even if they may be right. Just look at the photo above - appears as if Emily now shows up at random people's houses. "Oh, you just installed new flooring in your living room? Great. I'll be there at 8pm and make sure someone from Getty Images is there. Xo Xo - Em."   

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Megan Fox is appearing in a new video game titled Stormfall: Rise of Balur and I'm just glad that the game is not called "Stormfront" as I believe that's the name of a prominent white supremacist web forum. Alexa, the web monitoring service tells me that "Stormfront" ranks at 12,703 among the most visited websites in the United States. Ugh. Isn't that sad and horrible? Although, to put a humorous detail on it, the fifth most popular other website "Stormfront" registered members link to -- is YouPorn. I don't know why I find that amusing. I just do.

Well, getting past that bit of ugliness, Megan promoted the release of Stormfall by granting an interview to the game forum Gamespot and the usual ground was covered - they asked her what games she enjoys playing and what appealed to her about appearing in a video game (answer she didn't say: $$$$$$$$$$$$$). She was also asked which movie character she would love to have played. Her answer:

I’ve always wanted to do Tomb Raider, but it’s been done–and very well. So I guess I’d go with Indiana Jones, since I always loved how fun and free-spirited Indiana is. He's an adventurous rogue archaeologist who barely escapes death chasing down treasures among the earth's most mysterious sites. What's not to love?

Tomb Raider "done very well?" Oh, Meg, honey, those movies sucked. We are talking about the Angelina Jolie ones, right? Yeah. Those. Oh, they sucked. They'd have been better off making a big-screen version of that Tia Carrere show Relic Hunter. That's the show where the hot babe from Wayne's World played a female Indiana Jones. Perhaps Megan can star in the reboot of that series. When Megan isn't pregnant that is. I swear, soon there will be more Megan Fox children running around then there will be movies where Iron Man shows up. Like, really, I watched The Revenant last week and expected Iron Man to fly down and rescue Leo from that bear.

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Karrauche Tran broke up with Chris Brown more than one year ago where she said she was never gonna take him back and to her credit, she has not taken him back. Good for her. Look how Karrueche has moved on with her life - never looking back and enjoying her activities such as when she was filmed for an interview with EXTRA at Universal Studios in Universal City while wearing a damn sexy short leather skirt just yesterday. Do you think Chris ever takes a look at photos of Karrueche and feels like crap about what he lost by being such an Idiot? I hope so. I'll bet he gets angry and feels the need to punch somebody. Now I don't condone punching anybody or engaging in violence against another in any form but if Chris just had to punch somebody, I wouldn't be too sad if he did so to the orange, tiny- fingered bag of crap in the article below. . No jury would convict.

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Donald Trump Loves Hispanics Today

Question: which hole is going to produce more diarrhea tonight? Donald's ass or Donald's mouth?

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So Here Is Lea Seydoux....And A Horse

Here is Blue Is the Warmest Color and Spectre star Lea Seydoux in a photoshoot by Patrick Demarchelier for Louis Vuitton's Spirit of Travel Spring-Summer 2016 collection - and a horse. Wait! A Horse? What's a horse doing there? A horse can't wear this season's fashions! That's just crazy. They really should have used the bear from The Revenant here instead. Now he can at least carry a finely made handbag. Something to think about for next year, designers.

          

     

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Britney Spears Went Swimsuit Shopping

Summer is almost here and that means it's swimsuit time. Since I never go to the beach and I'm poor and don't own a pool, I don't need swim clothes. Though I understand swimming is a thing people like to do. People like Britney Spears who went swimsuit shopping yesterday and bought a few items that she liked and wanted to show us her most favorite piece. So that's what she did today on Instagram. The 34 year-old captioned her photo with "Bought three new swimsuits today. This one is my favorite."

Britney posted this photo shortly after the New York Times published on article regarding the status of the conservatorship she has been living under since 2008. The article details how Britney still can't make most simple decisions regarding her life, including where to go, what music to buy online, who she can talk to and yes - what clothes she can and can't buy. These swimsuits were probably the first thing she picked out for herself in quite some time. Good choice I suppose, but If I was to see that swimsuit from a distance, I'd think it was an inflatable Yoda lying in the water. Happy #StarWarsDay

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I wasn't available a few weeks ago to discuss the news that Castle star Stana Katic was suddenly leaving the series after eight seasons. Don't ask me why I wasn't available. That's none of your business. Stop being so nosy, willya. Geez.

TV Line has exclusive images of Stana filming her very last episode with her co-star Nathan Fillion. Stana's final episode will air on May 16th. I have to say I've never watched an episode of this show and there's no way I'm going to start. Why? Because now the show is going to lose whatever spark of Moonlighting it ever contained and it's just going to be a show with the guy who played Johnny on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.

It's been no secret that the two stars of Castle have long hated each other and could barely even stand being in the others presence. So making these two work together for another year would be like forcing Donald Trump and Ted Cruz to co-star on CBS's The Odd Couple and as much as I loathe both those examples of brown garbage water disguised as human men, It would be fun to watch those two call each other names every week:

Donald: "You're a losah."

Ted: "You're a bad Christian."

Donald: "You're Canadian." 

Ted: "You... are a poopy-head."

Donald: "Let's call Megyn Kelly "stupid" on Twitter."

Ted: "I know Justin Bieber,.

Donald: "Make America great again,"

Ted: "And Canada too?"

Donald: "No, Lyin' Ted."

Ted: "Can I borrow a million dollars?"

Donald: "No."

Ted: "Phooey."

Oh yeah. I'd watch that show.

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