Those nuns watching Amber Heard walk down a street in Paris had better use some of their pull with the guy upstairs in regards to helping Amber out because after a week of delays, she finally sat for a grilling at the hands of Johnny Depp's attorneys and they went all in.
Amber Heard was grilled until she was well done Saturday, sitting for her long-awaited deposition for 7 long hours. Amber was asked about her claims of violence at the hands of Johnny Depp, and not just on May 21st. She was asked in great detail about claims of past violence. Sources say Johnny's lawyer, Blair Berk, went into great detail about her alleged injuries on May 21st, and why 5 concierges, 2 police officers as well as security guards saw no evidence of such after the incident. Sources say Amber, with lawyer Samantha Spector by her side, maintained she was injured and couldn't account for what others saw. We're told early Sunday another settlement offer was passed around and the lawyers are working toward a settlement, which could come at any time. It seems neither side wants a trial, which is now scheduled for Wednesday.
Update: Holy crap! The prayers worked. Damn. Those nuns are good.
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Looks like Melania Trump is not the only one who decided that posing nude in publications would be a good career bouncer because here is the very annoying Lea Michele appearing naked on the cover of Women's Health UK. I'd love to know who the person was that thought readers would actually want to see this because I can pretty much tell you that no, nobody wanted to see this. Even Lea's mother. It's true. Told me herself. Nice woman. Makes wonderful raspberry muffins.
Lea tells Women's Health UK "When I left Glee, I needed something to replace all the dancing about I was doing. Right now, I feel physically in my best shape and emotionally in my best place. I keep my home almost completely gluten free and vegan, which I think is important because when you reach for a snack at home, then you’re getting something healthy. When I say I splurge – that’s pizza, mac and cheese, pasta; it’s not McDonald’s. Look everyone can do whatever they want, this is just what I do. I have down days. I accept those days as much as the happy ones,” but to get over those down days she says "I make some macaroni cheese, call my mom, pour a glass of red wine and watch some reality television. There’s nothing that can’t fix.”
70 year old, 260 pound bag of smelly, rotten cooked carrots, Donald Trump is not having a good week. He is losing to Hillary Clinton by as much as 9 points in a number of polls and his convention "bump" sank faster this week than one of Lindsay Lohan's exposed boobs. So, what does Donny do to try to regain favor with his supporters? He tries to relate to them by tweeting photos of himself fake-eating the type of food he believes they shovel into their gum-holes. Previously it was a Taco Bowl and today it's a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken - although as you can see, he's not even touching it. The fork and knife is a nice touch, although I'm pretty sure the average Trump supporter don't use no fancy yoo-tinsels. That's LEE-TIST! I'm pretty certain they attack chicken with their hands harder than a pack of starving Gremlins ten minutes past midnight. Now, although Trump doesn't eat the KFC, this is not the first time he's ordered it. In fact, I heard from a source inside the Trump team that Donald orders a full KFC family meal practically every day. A-ha! So now we finally know what that straggly mess on Trump's head is comprised of - KFC coleslaw, while the chicken grease is to hold it all together. BUSTED!
Twenty years ago this month, Independence Day (or ID4 as it came to be known) was well on it's way to becoming the biggest movie of the summer. By the following January, it went on to become the highest grossing movie of the year and Hollywood's first billion dollar blockbuster. This month, the sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence is not drawing nearly the same number of audience members. Could it have anything to do with the fact that while an original idea at the time, it doesn't play so well with audiences today? You could argue that point although the very first Mission: Impossible movie opened a month and a half before ID4 in early summer '96 and last year, the fifth Mission movie still killed at the box office. One could argue that ID4 actually never even needed a sequel. Since the summer of '96 we've had War of the Worlds and several other aliens invading Earth movies (bet'cha forgot all about 2000's What Planet Are You From? That's okay. Most people do.) Plus, there is the terrible fact that 9/11 possibly changed attitudes about audiences not exactly jumping up and down in anticipation to see U.S. landmarks crumbled by laser blasts from the skies anymore. At least in those Avengers movies, they all threw themselves into buildings which then turn to bits of rubble, but then the govt. made the Avengers clean everything up afterwards. Try getting an alien creature to do that. Nope. Not happening.
Lindsay Lohan is having as bad a week as recently ousted DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman Shultz, what with her Russian fiance's (Lindsay's - not Debbie's) soap opera playing out in front of all of us, but you know who is having a week as great as Hillary Clinton? Lindsay's father Michael Lohan, who after a long, long silent spell, now gets to emerge as super-dad and act all concerned about his daughter's well-being. Somebody should remind him that he has two daughters but I don't think he even remembers the other one. ALI, Michael! Her name is Ali. I'm sure someday it'll come back to him.
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