....I have only one thing to say to you,
Actress Traylor Howard, the adorable, talented star of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (the title I still call the show, even though ABC changed it two seasons in - a move which confused audiences who thought ABC was airing two shows about two sets of dudes and a girl - that wasn't The Drew Carey Show) was the latest victim of an online death hoax this past weekend. The good news, however, according to mediamass.com is that Howard, 50, is very much alive and most likely enjoying residuals from the newly released Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place complete series DVD box sets, which I purchased from the fine gang at Shout Factory this past summer for $79.95. Boy, I half expected a personalized "thank you" note from Traylor included in my package after paying out that sum but I guess she was busy washing her hair or something - which is the usual excuse I get from women whenever I'm concerned. I must be responsible for at least 1/3 of the nations female flake-free scalps. We all gotta do our part I suppose.
"News of actress Traylor Howard’s death spread quickly earlier this week causing concern among fans across the world. However the December 2016 report has now been confirmed as a complete hoax and just the latest in a string of fake celebrity death reports. Thankfully, the actress best known for her role on the television series Two Guys and a Girl is alive and well."
So while 2016 was busy taking pretty much every celebrity alive, as news began circulating about Traylor's death, well of course it didn't sound that far out of the realm of possibility. But now we've established that Traylor is absolutely fine. Hell, considering how the last week alone has played out, if I was Traylor, I'd be running around everywhere screaming this:
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Those nuns watching Amber Heard walk down a street in Paris had better use some of their pull with the guy upstairs in regards to helping Amber out because after a week of delays, she finally sat for a grilling at the hands of Johnny Depp's attorneys and they went all in.
Amber Heard was grilled until she was well done Saturday, sitting for her long-awaited deposition for 7 long hours. Amber was asked about her claims of violence at the hands of Johnny Depp, and not just on May 21st. She was asked in great detail about claims of past violence. Sources say Johnny's lawyer, Blair Berk, went into great detail about her alleged injuries on May 21st, and why 5 concierges, 2 police officers as well as security guards saw no evidence of such after the incident. Sources say Amber, with lawyer Samantha Spector by her side, maintained she was injured and couldn't account for what others saw. We're told early Sunday another settlement offer was passed around and the lawyers are working toward a settlement, which could come at any time. It seems neither side wants a trial, which is now scheduled for Wednesday.
Update: Holy crap! The prayers worked. Damn. Those nuns are good.
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Looks like Melania Trump is not the only one who decided that posing nude in publications would be a good career bouncer because here is the very annoying Lea Michele appearing naked on the cover of Women's Health UK. I'd love to know who the person was that thought readers would actually want to see this because I can pretty much tell you that no, nobody wanted to see this. Even Lea's mother. It's true. Told me herself. Nice woman. Makes wonderful raspberry muffins.
Lea tells Women's Health UK "When I left Glee, I needed something to replace all the dancing about I was doing. Right now, I feel physically in my best shape and emotionally in my best place. I keep my home almost completely gluten free and vegan, which I think is important because when you reach for a snack at home, then you’re getting something healthy. When I say I splurge – that’s pizza, mac and cheese, pasta; it’s not McDonald’s. Look everyone can do whatever they want, this is just what I do. I have down days. I accept those days as much as the happy ones,” but to get over those down days she says "I make some macaroni cheese, call my mom, pour a glass of red wine and watch some reality television. There’s nothing that can’t fix.”
70 year old, 260 pound bag of smelly, rotten cooked carrots, Donald Trump is not having a good week. He is losing to Hillary Clinton by as much as 9 points in a number of polls and his convention "bump" sank faster this week than one of Lindsay Lohan's exposed boobs. So, what does Donny do to try to regain favor with his supporters? He tries to relate to them by tweeting photos of himself fake-eating the type of food he believes they shovel into their gum-holes. Previously it was a Taco Bowl and today it's a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken - although as you can see, he's not even touching it. The fork and knife is a nice touch, although I'm pretty sure the average Trump supporter don't use no fancy yoo-tinsels. That's LEE-TIST! I'm pretty certain they attack chicken with their hands harder than a pack of starving Gremlins ten minutes past midnight. Now, although Trump doesn't eat the KFC, this is not the first time he's ordered it. In fact, I heard from a source inside the Trump team that Donald orders a full KFC family meal practically every day. A-ha! So now we finally know what that straggly mess on Trump's head is comprised of - KFC coleslaw, while the chicken grease is to hold it all together. BUSTED!